losing preseason game: it's fine lol it's just an exhibition game
winning preseason game: 2k15 stanley cup champs bow down bitches
Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via theseoverusedwords)

Barn Owl by Canadian Freebird
drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you
The reason why I can’t have nice things


Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:


Me flirting with someone I actually like:


I connect to this on a spiritual level.


It’s Written In Stone


Im haunted by the things I’ve done for a Klondike BarFunny SMS »Funny Pics »

Somebody did some bad shit for a Klondike bar.