Thank you! :)
I need to stock up.
Damn you, janeturenne!
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
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I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
I’m sorry I’m so confused. And she is delightful. You on the other hand are rude and lame for hiding behind anonymity.
And finally someone said it
nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell
Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.
step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women
step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it
step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly
step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine
step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup
all that commentary
I’d tell him he is a weak asshole. Also I’d ignore him because if he is going to be a douche to you, you don’t have to be a good person back to him. He isn’t worth your time.
Yeah, I felt this. I woke up to my closets rattling, my bed shaking, and the cats running for cover. When the earth moves in one place, pressure needs to be released elsewhere. And this is not a small magnitude. California is due for another “big one” with a 7-8 magnitude. #earthscience #earthquake #usgs #earthquakeready #scienceiscool #beprepared #earthscienceteacher